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When one Canadian fella knocks another silly after sun up but before sunny side. (When one is knocked out during brunch and falls face first into the lawn.)
β€œHell, Pete straight fed him the grassy brunch when everything turned tit over tadpole.”

β€œThis gawky beaker kept Beakin’ til’ I fed him a grassy brunch.”

β€œI was shit for sham when this ugly spouter fed me my grassy brunch!”
by Chicken Daddy December 10, 2019
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Jun 5 Word of the Day
A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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