Scrotum Grasp

The holding of a wine goblet in an under-handed fashion with the goblet stem between the ring and middle finger.

Sonja had a casual yet firm scrotum grasp on her wine glass.

by CJZ444 December 8, 2008

grasping at straws

When you're on the spot and you're looking to say some concrete shit but you have nothing to say.

Donald Rumsfeld explained to the committee where the WMD's were, but he was clearly grasping at straws.

by Shigity Bap May 15, 2005

Grasping at Straws

Making wild and often times unbelievable assumptions or using far fetched ideas and possibilities to reach the desired conclusion.

The police were trying to make a conviction, but they were just grasping at straws.

by Gramarye June 16, 2008

Grasp Of Faith

Going for the vaguely located absorbent paper when having an orgasm in the dark.

Yesterday I woke up just when I was about to wet dream, then I performed grasp of faith and ended up wasting a dirty pair of socks.

Its one thing turning the lights off for caution of the neighbors, and another going for grasp of faith every time.

by Kezzapgurbuz September 17, 2012

brass grasp

referring to a woman who appears to moonlight as a stripper.

She's got the brass grasp.

by shawkstar July 28, 2009

Boobie Grasp

In rough sex, or foreplay, you grab the girl's boobie and sqeeze and never let go.

Dude, I was making out with this chick with a huge rack and i gave her a "Boobie Grasp".

by rollercoasterkid April 9, 2010

Midas' Grasp

When pee ricochets back at you after having pissed extremely hard against the front end of the bowl.

Upon taking one of the strongest pisses of his life, Mark felt the wrathful splash of Midas' Grasp as he was sprayed.

by Kitzuchi April 2, 2021