Trash scum of a human being should probably drive his stupid purple fake ass Jeep off the Mississippi bridge and do everyone a favor he kinda cute tho
Grant: (pulls up to a stop light)
Anyone: Hey you so cute but you dumb and drive a car made for lesbians
Grant: Floors the gas petal and runs the red light causing a massive cluster fuck of traffic
Everyone: GET THAT BRICK OF A LESBO-MOBILE OUT THA STREET YA WANKER SON OF BITCH
Grant: Fuck you (dabs) YA yeet (drives what’s left of his Toyota FJ of a garbage can into the ocean then swims back to shore)
Everyone: Yay now our eyes don’t hurt
Fish at the bottom of the ocean: Oh damn thats some garbage right there
Anyone: Hey you so cute but you dumb and drive a car made for lesbians
Grant: Floors the gas petal and runs the red light causing a massive cluster fuck of traffic
Everyone: GET THAT BRICK OF A LESBO-MOBILE OUT THA STREET YA WANKER SON OF BITCH
Grant: Fuck you (dabs) YA yeet (drives what’s left of his Toyota FJ of a garbage can into the ocean then swims back to shore)
Everyone: Yay now our eyes don’t hurt
Fish at the bottom of the ocean: Oh damn thats some garbage right there
by CaptinYeet February 17, 2019
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He is an annoying person he usually has siblings. Grant is a person who is shy and obsesses over cars and other things. he is usually mean to his siblings and he always tries to raise his voice just enough so his parents can hear. Grant is a tattletale and is mean
by A random Guy69420911 June 11, 2019
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He is the sweetest guy you'll meet. He's goofy, loud, and energetic, but he's got a golden heart. He loves hard, and with everything, and is overall the best of the best. He's got eyes like the ocean, and they'll make you fall in love. He's passionate, and takes care of his lover. He's smart, intelligent, and always pushes you to be a better version of yourself. They won't hurt you. Their the type of guy you can actually trust, and they're always there when you need them.
"I love Grant."
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Such a kind and caring person. Very tall and handsome. Every girl wants to date grant and the ones that do are incredibly lucky. He's very athletic and amazingly talented at every sport with any skill. this means he is very muscular and its extremely satisfying to every woman. He has a larger piece and it just makes everyone else want him so much more. Once you loose a Grant, you regret it.
Gal pal: Hey! What's going on with you and grant.
Grants gal: "He's absolutely amazing and I couldn't be happier
Grants gal: "He's absolutely amazing and I couldn't be happier
by mammitothepappi April 24, 2018
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He's stupid and anti-social. He doesn't talk much around people he doesn't know but if you get to know him he'll open up more. He's probably one of the weirdest people you'll ever meet.
Person 1: What the heck is that person doing in the dumpster?
Person 2: Oh, that's Grant
Grant: *banana peel in mouth* anybody want a bite?
Person 2: Oh, that's Grant
Grant: *banana peel in mouth* anybody want a bite?
by DJCandyCane December 07, 2018
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A person known for having a small penis and can’t pleasure a girl. Terribly afraid of trees and is gay
Grant is gay
by Cosbsosbaiwbcb April 30, 2019
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Random Girl: Hey he’s cute I’m going to slide right into those dms. What’s his name?
Bff: Grant.
Me: Um no girl he’s mine 😘
Bff: Grant.
Me: Um no girl he’s mine 😘
by Me_4 November 14, 2018
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