verb: The act of using an apparatus that spreads apart your anus, and putting caterpillars into said anus and squishing them. you then use the green goo from the caterpillars as lube for masturbating.
Woah, i granted last night...worst experience of my life.
by lemonjello612 July 07, 2011
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A pussy who thinks he knows everything, doesnt care about his friends, always talks about his penis ( starting to think he doesnt have one), has no respect for females, is a virgin for life
Grant speaks as if he know's what true pain is.
I heard Grant disowned that girl for being fat
He won't go camping because his mummy isn't there and its cold... What a pussy
by YoungManApples May 18, 2014
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The most annoying, rude, shrimp dick boys out there. They have awful personalities and are hella ugly. They also think being aggressive is a personality trait
He’s such a Grant!”
by mannyhefhef April 23, 2020
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You’ll be very lucky to find a Grant, grants are the best guys ever! You will Fallon love with them right when you look into their eyes. They are cute, smart, funny, and sweet! You never want to lose a Grant!
I heard that she’s still with Grant, she says he’s the best boyfriend ever!”
by Oofergirl2018 November 24, 2018
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Hes funny cute and annoying and knows the best way to comfort you when your feeling down . He is gay and is the opposite of innocent . Theres no one like Grant . He loves giving hugs . He is a very outgoing and friendly boii who loves animal , music and webtoons and loves BTS (Jin and Taehyung) . He is such a midget :) . He has good vocals but cant play any instruments .
We all love a Grant

Grant me a wish
by Hailey Flagg March 11, 2019
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A piece of shit. Literally. Will break hurt and be back to his self like nothing ever happened. Don’t fall for his lies. He’s probably creeping on the side anyways. Don’t be like Grant.
Me: Grant who’s this in your phone?

Grant: oh we just worked together!

Me: wow....Didn’t know sleeping with your coworkers was a thing.
by TuhuhAntonio October 17, 2019
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