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A caucasian male who is very attractive and likes some or all of the following: Chacos, the beach, organic foods/products, doesn't need showers, likes all weather, wears birkenstocks, doesn't mind himself and others to be naked, likes tattoos, trying new and extreme things, drinks tea more than coffee, has longish hair and maybe dreads, wants more tattoos, loves Jesus.
Woah look at that guy, he is so granola.
by Wallace P. Smith December 03, 2006
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1. Tasty treat made by General Mills. (noun)
2. Yuppie that lives in Boulder, CO and goes hiking all the time, often thinking he is God. (noun)
"Do you know that new guy?"
"Yeah, he's a pot-smokin' Internet trippin' GRANOLA who makes a wild crack pipe."
by dingus March 15, 2003
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A gathering of deadheads,all with a lost look on their stoned faces, often wandering in small, circular patterns while playing hackey sack.
I went to the park, and had to beat a path thru the granola.
by biggdogg September 04, 2003
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What hippies eat when they aren't saving the already dead whales or protesting in forests just to save a fucking owl.
Granola tastes like candy-coated cardboard paper.
by Kill the fucken Hippies! May 21, 2003
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Also known as Hokie loving Diet Coke drinkers, Granolas are a specific breed of tree huggers who will deny their alliance with non-showering hippies to all ends. Do not let this fool you, they are all around - even at your workplace. Common characteristics of Granolas include a distinctive "trash" smell, a love for organic food, and constant discussion of the latest Ellen Degeneres show.

There are many forms of Granolaism, but one of the most severe is denial. Once a Granola reaches a state of denial about his/her current condition, there really is no hope.
Did you guys see Dan drinking yet another Diet Coke at work today? I think he's a Granola.

Dan denies he is a Hippie though.

Man he is Granola for sure.
by paulcassell December 11, 2006
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