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earthy, hippie-ish
That chick doesn't shave her armpits; she's hella granola.
by jake b May 27, 2002
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A middle age/late age suburbian white man or woman who is usually middle class that values natural things. Granola people, dispite common belief are NOT hippies and have normal houses and familys. They are extremely Left. A Granola person can usually be found in nature or at L.L. Bean.

A Granola Person usually drives a Subaru Outback, Volvo Wagon, or a Honda Element all with Thule roof racks for their skis, bikes, or kayaks.
My Mother, who is very granola.

me:"Ma, can i borrow the subaru to go to my friends?"

Mom:"yeah, but be home by 6. I'm making seaweed raviolis...oh yeah, i left my skis in the car, can you bring them in when you come back?"
by Skier91 November 11, 2007
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Usually found in the northern Rocky Mountains of the continental United States. Often mistakenly linked with hippies, however have no over-arching motivations for societal progress. Instead are focused solely on spending the majority of their time engaging in outdoor recreational pursuits. Despite never having held a full-time job, granolas usually manage to purchase several thousand dollars worth of over-priced outdoors equipment (i.e. skis, kayaks, rock climbing gear) which they strap to their over-burdened 1995 Subaru Legacy station wagons. When not actively outdoors, granolas can be found together in small to medium sized packs smoking marijuana, listening to the String Cheese Incident and Jack Johnson, and watching Warren Miller videos.
90% of the "locals" found in Jackson, Wyoming are granolas.
by NooneYouKnow June 17, 2008
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earthy crunchy, nature valley, au natural, plain jane, somewhat dirty and unkempt, and in need of a shower.
After the camping trip we all felt so granola.
by BONUS shackalackalacka September 15, 2010
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1. excessively devoted to nature, enviornmental awareness, vegetarian diet, etc

2. a person who is excessively devoted to these issues
That granola type guy really annoys me.
by Light Joker April 15, 2006
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An exceedingly liberal hippy. Usually tripped out, is part of the green party, with new-agey views on life and death. Eats no meat, and usually no dairy, and therefore has a low iron count; is probably anemic. Is flaky and fruity, like granola. Yum.
That kid's so much of a granola that the red cross wouldn't accept his blood.
by Artsy.not.emo October 15, 2003
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