Granola Bars are food-like items used to create friendships with C2s. More powerful than any fruit snacks.
C2: Want to be friends?
Person 67493J: Sure
C2: ...
Person 67493J: ...
C2: Where... Where are the Granola Bars?
Person 67493J: Sure
C2: ...
Person 67493J: ...
C2: Where... Where are the Granola Bars?
by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 25, 2021
by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 21, 2021
ACCORDING TO C2 DATABASES WORLDWIDE, THE GRANOLA BAR HAS BEEN OFFICIALLY CROWNED THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF A FRIENDSHIP.
Granola bars are the only good part of friendship. So make sure to buy a granola bar and give it to a C2.
by THE REAL MAYO MAN May 27, 2021
A granola-bar is used to make friendships with any and all C2s. Just make sure you keep bringing granola bars with you (as many as you can), and don't think that fruit-snacks can be used as a permanent substitute.
C2: Now, I brought you all here because you have been giving me fruit snacks instead of granola-bars.
Persons 5, 6 and 8: We thought that fruitsnacks were ok to be used.
C2: NO! Now, you better all have granola-bars
Persons 5, 6 and 8:
Persons 5, 6 and 8: We thought that fruitsnacks were ok to be used.
C2: NO! Now, you better all have granola-bars
Persons 5, 6 and 8:
by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 14, 2021
C2: Granola bar
Other C2: Granola bar
C2: Granola bar
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by THE REAL MAYO MAN May 18, 2021
by Potatolover November 15, 2020
the type of guys that wear patagonia, columbia, and north face that go on weekend hikes and camping trips. the kind that looks like they will bust out a nature valley granola bar out of nowhere.
girl: “oh yeah, i’m into skaters. hey, what’s your type?”
her: “oh, i really like granola guys. like that guy over there.”
girl: “yeah he gives off a granola vibe”
her: “oh, i really like granola guys. like that guy over there.”
girl: “yeah he gives off a granola vibe”
by poopypoopymonster August 02, 2021