The only thing that can sustain a friendship with a C2.
Person 949632q: Why does C2 keep forcing me to give him granola bars? Isn't one enough?

Person 1:
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ACCORDING TO C2 DATABASES WORLDWIDE, THE GRANOLA BAR HAS BEEN OFFICIALLY CROWNED THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF A FRIENDSHIP.
Granola bars are the only good part of friendship. So make sure to buy a granola bar and give it to a C2.
by THE REAL MAYO MAN May 27, 2021
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A granola-bar is used to make friendships with any and all C2s. Just make sure you keep bringing granola bars with you (as many as you can), and don't think that fruit-snacks can be used as a permanent substitute.
C2: Now, I brought you all here because you have been giving me fruit snacks instead of granola-bars.
Persons 5, 6 and 8: We thought that fruitsnacks were ok to be used.
C2: NO! Now, you better all have granola-bars
Persons 5, 6 and 8:
by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 14, 2021
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by THE REAL MAYO MAN May 18, 2021
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In essence, when one is acting like a granola bar, it means that they are acting in an unstable and unprecedented manner, that it evokes concern to all individuals nearby. Like Nature Valley Granola Bars, which tend to disintegrate easily. If an individual's mental health and overall lifestyle is showing signs of decline and instability, one could say that they are acting like a granola bar. In closure, to act like a granola bar means that you are fucking Wilding and acting crazy asf.
Person 1 background: recently lost their job, about to be evicted, has gotten numerous restraining orders in the last few days, hasn't taken care of their hygiene in a long ass time, and is doing black tar heroin on the double.
"Hey bro, you see that thicc ass Boulder near the highway?"
Person 2: "yeah what about it?"
Person 1: " yo we should like totally drive full speed towards it, it would be like so poggers lol"
Person 2:" imma be real with you, you have been acting like a granola bar recently, I think we should have an intervention"
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A granola bar, stolen by a C2. These granola bars are often seen in the houses of C2s (although they are occasionally found in the lunch boxes of c2s).
Person 55520: C2 has so many granola bars.
Person 17: That isn't C2's granola bar, it's person 1's.
Person 55520: oh.
by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 12, 2021
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