Granola bars are pocket-sized nutrition powerhouses made from whole grains like rolled oats, nuts, dates and natural sweeteners like honey or maple syrup or brown rice syrup.

A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy

Creator of friendship

A piece of fecal matter trotted from someone who has a colorful diet. (Vegetables, corn, etc.) This piece of fecal matter commonly looks like a granola bar (sometimes if it were green.)

"granola + bar = granola bar."
-wise words of martin johnson.

The person who is crazy in several ways. To have different nutty components of ones personality that interact to produce a negative effect upon the person.

Creator of friendship. C2s really like them. More powerful than fruit snacks.