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A condom that is so low-performing, you will think that your Grandma knitted it for you.
John made Jill pregnant last night. He shouldn't have been wearing Granny's Sock.
by TEH ONLINE GRANNY March 22, 2012
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Jul 6 Word of the Day
A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.
Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.
by onehandcrabbing February 21, 2012
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