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A small island located in the Bay of Fundy>New Brunswick, Canada where there are so few people that everyone knows each other, and nothing is a secret...in fact you are most likely never going to be able to have a private life because everyone is so busy sticking their nose in your business that they will have to call everyone they know to share their stories and cause a never-ending cycle of rumor-milling. If that's not enough to make you move there...just think- you could be paying way too much for produce, and it will be guaranteed to wilt or mold before you consume it...awesome!
In Grand Manan: If you stub your toe in North Head...by the time everyone in the Seal Cove Ghetto finds out--Your leg is supposedly broken, and you will have to be flown out.

If you go out on a date....You will probably be getting married soon>according to the whole island.
by yerg March 21, 2010
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Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.

Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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