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A man or woman aged 65 years or older who considers them-self to be a gangster. They are usually thugged out with ghetto wear, and have tattoos all over their bodies.
Did you see that 70 year old Grampster with the flat billed Twins hat? I bet that old bastard is hard as hell and is packin' serious heat.
Guy 1: You better watch out for that Grampster, he won't hesitate to bust a fat cap in your ass.
Guy 2: Yeah but he'll probably break a hip trying to catch me!
I bet sawdust and mothballs would fly out of his pockets if that old ass Grampster fell over!
Guy 1: You better watch out for that Grampster, he won't hesitate to bust a fat cap in your ass.
Guy 2: Yeah but he'll probably break a hip trying to catch me!
I bet sawdust and mothballs would fly out of his pockets if that old ass Grampster fell over!
by Chuck Richards December 09, 2008
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011