When dumbass hoes wear there headband like it's a crown

The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.

The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.

The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.

The act of putting your mouth on or over someone else's mouth or body part and screaming.

When an individual escorts another individual back to their place of residence in a platonic manner, generally at the end of an evening.

The act of lazily laying around in a cool dark room. Generally, gracing is done after a night of heavy drinking, usually involving the smoking of marijuana. A critical part of the gracing process is having an ample amount of seating, ideally one full sized couch per person. Temperatures should not exceed 68 degrees.
The term originated in room 312 of the fraternity house.

Leading someone on then break their heart and make them look like a clown

The act of laying around in a cool, dark room, with temperatures rarely topping 70 degrees. A proper grace must include ample blankets and pillows. Marijuana optional. Originally discovered in room 312 of the fraternity house.