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1. A chronic bailer who constantly must attend engagement parties and misses out on things like watching sports, and chilling with his homies.

2. A person with above average speed, who consistantly steals less bases the slowest players on his team.

3. A whiney bitch who calls his friend's douches for making plans on a publiclly seen message board.

4. A comic book nerd
1. "Did you hear? Dave pulled a Grachnik last night!"

2. Devon White only stole 34 bases in his first two seasons in the league. There were many concerns that he would be destined to be a Grachnik.

3. All I wanted to do was set up some plans with Mark, and buddy had to go all Grachnik on me.

4. Did you see that Grachnik in the movie theatre complaining about how they didn't explain the origin of Captain America's sheild, what a tool!
by The Rumour Guy May 07, 2008
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Jul 24 Word of the Day
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
“Where did you go after we left the pub?”
Dunno, CRAFT.”
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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