Person 1: If Tom Brady were ever on a Mardi Gras float, I'd 100% Reverse Mardi Gras that son of a bitch. Kid probably rushed AEPi at Vandy.
Person 2: I'm saving the spear that I caught at Orpheus just for him. I don't like quarterbacks who hook up with their kids. HOW YOU LIKE THEM APPLES TOM?!
Person 2: I'm saving the spear that I caught at Orpheus just for him. I don't like quarterbacks who hook up with their kids. HOW YOU LIKE THEM APPLES TOM?!
by PlayerFormerlyKnownAsMouseCop March 07, 2019
an unpleasant occurence resulting from a long night during Mardi Gras in which one wakes up and discovers any sort of gooey, sticky, or otherwise disgusting substance in or on any part of their body. Usually happens to fine bitches from out of town.
New Orleans native: "Yo, last night I fucked this drunk bitch from Texas after the parade- she had some bad mardi gras cheesecake this morning!"
New Orleans Native 2: "Fuck yea dude!"
New Orleans Native 2: "Fuck yea dude!"
by Pink Fortress September 29, 2006
The process in which a religious diety and beliefs are forced upon a person in a way similar to the creation of Foi Gras. (I.E Jamming it down their throat)
by FionaX October 23, 2006
A cricket player from the south who is happy winning or losing due to good relations with fellow team mates. This is a common statement made to opposition players to distract them while playing as it has a homosexual connotation.
by Brice Noter April 24, 2007
The act of doing something completely out of the ordinary or utterly embarrassing in front of a group of strangers with the notion that you won't ever see them again anyway making it difficult for them to pass future judgement.
Also known as Burning-Man Mentality.
Also known as Burning-Man Mentality.
TJ: I can't believe Jay pissed his pants while playing the piano at the sorority house.
John: Yeah he gets a few beers in him and Mardi Gras Mentality takes over, happens all the time.
John: Yeah he gets a few beers in him and Mardi Gras Mentality takes over, happens all the time.
by Battle-Born Boner September 08, 2009
When on insert expensive butter in opposite orifice of preferred roadkill then massage and marinates liver to ones enjoyment and satisfaction.
Buns sure was excited to make redneck foie gras after hitting that doe with his truck . He sure needs a girlfriend , this is the third time this week he’s made that dish
by Stagzinn May 03, 2021
The act of rubbing two flacid penises together until minor friction burn occurs, then, using the semen from the ensuing orgasms to provide a cooling effect on the afflicted area.
Guy 1: "I really think our relationship is at a standstill. I don't think there's anything we can do to fix it..."
Guy 2: "Unless...You thinking what I'm thinking?"
Simultaneously: "CABLE DU GRAS ???"
Guy 2: "Unless...You thinking what I'm thinking?"
Simultaneously: "CABLE DU GRAS ???"
by Echoswine October 20, 2020

