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a goyle is a perverted and often smelly man, they have also been known to have a very short temper and can also perform magic.
by jinglysacomin June 22, 2009
Jul 15 Word of the Day
The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).
Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”
There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”
There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021
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Noun. Derived from the word gargoyle, it usually indicates a hideous. . . thing. One famous conversation starter used by Goyles goes something like, "Hey. Isn't it wierd when you're staring at a chick for like, five minutes, and you think she doesn't notice you, but then she turns around and asks 'What are you looking at?' Isn't that wierd?"
by Not Goyle February 15, 2008
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Short for gargoyle. Refers to a male who is big a doofy looking. Can have a nice body, but if so, there is no substance at all between his ears. Usually what a thot brings back to a shore house. Can be chanted by males that aren't goyles.
Female: Hey guys, this is my friend Joe.
*All Men in the House*: GOYLE! GOYLE! GOYLE! GOYLE! GOYLE!
Female: OMG you guys are so rude he's not a goyle!
Goyle: What?! *looking all spaced out and dumb like he is*
*All Men in the House*: GOYLE! GOYLE! GOYLE! GOYLE! GOYLE!
Female: OMG you guys are so rude he's not a goyle!
Goyle: What?! *looking all spaced out and dumb like he is*
by Ritz11 May 31, 2017