A particularly budget cocaine that is the only 2% pure, 3% rat poison, 30% laxative and 50% Novocain. Difficult to stomach and prone to making you talk shite. Typically found on the streets of Westminster. Too much may turn your hair piss-yellow.
What you looking for? Got some high quality primo stuff”

“Nah I gotta take it easy tonight, have a budget committee in the morning, just give us a Gove”
by TomatoDude June 09, 2019
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Backstabbing Tory git - Nickname 'Gover'
To be 'Govered' - New rhyming slang for 'To be fucked over' See Boris Johnson v Michael Gove re: Brexit
by Billy Bags July 03, 2016
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Biggest piece of shit to come out of the 20th Century. The prick decided that teenagers needed even more stress by getting rid of nearly all course work and taking away books being allowed to be taken into English GCSE'S
Michael Gove decided to place a shit ton of unnessecary stress on top of already unstable teens by reforming the GCSE's
by i have no clue what's happenin January 06, 2019
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A small hardened piece of faeces which clings to hairs around the anus and is difficult to remove.
Michael was unwilling to partake in anal sex until after his bath due to a stubborn Gove.
by Javid-19 July 04, 2021
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an excuse to make people stay away from you, a “get out of interaction free” card.
sione: mum i dont want madonna coming over anymore
mum: tell her you have goved-19 sione
by johnmayor August 26, 2021
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