n. the act of helping a female friend to avoid unwanted attention by pretending to be their partner/interest. Of the same essence as cockblocking except with the intention of protecting aforementioned friend as opposed to simply ruining another guy's chances.

adj. Gourmet; of or pertaining to the act of gourming.

Stupid, oblivious to the world. Not quite with it.

The quest to satiate one's dietary needs by attending events that provide free food.

Note: The actual topic of the event is entirely inconsequential.