A southern term for a smooth round rock found in river beds, sometimes drilled out and used to make a makeshift explosive device
by DerpyPrengin June 24, 2020
Melissa: "You wanna play darts?"
Liz: "Not with you, you dirty gourd!"
Melissa: "Did you just call me a dirty whore?!?"
Liz: "No. I said dirty gourd, like a pumpkin."
Liz: "Not with you, you dirty gourd!"
Melissa: "Did you just call me a dirty whore?!?"
Liz: "No. I said dirty gourd, like a pumpkin."
by lizaroni0520 February 02, 2010
An STD that everyone knows about but has never heard of. Also an alcoholic drink that bartenders pretend they don’t know what it is.
by Hid BETCH November 11, 2017
THE most useless thing known to man. have you even heard of a decorative gourd? bet you haven't. bet you have seen one. but why do they exist.
person 1: *shows friend picture of a decorative gourd* decorative gourd.
person 2: thats what those are? ive seen those before. what are they used fo-... oh... bruh.
person 2: thats what those are? ive seen those before. what are they used fo-... oh... bruh.
by Xbox name is LarryTheM0bster September 23, 2020
