An average looking teenager. Messy hair, lazy, well hung, looks stoned 24/7. Someone who doesn't appear special in any way, but gets invited into girls pants with the slightest smile, possibly due to some type of mind control or powerful chemical hormone.
This kid was a total GOULD, all he did was smile at some chick and she dragged him to the bedroom.
by FavaCock January 03, 2014
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Inserting one testicle into the girl's anus during sex.
Jeff: I tried goulding my gal last night. Almost bust a nut.

Mutt: Was it hot?
by Klitch182 February 09, 2019
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A polite way of saying "for f*cks sake"
Woman: "I can't help you right now, I am doing my make up"
Man: "Oh gould. I'll find some other way"
by AyStyle August 26, 2018
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v. to masturbate next to a woman instead of having sexual intercourse with her in an attempt to shame her.
that bitch didn't want to fuck so i just goulded myself all over the place. that'll be the last time that hoe tries to deny.
by david andrew June 10, 2008
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to fuck something up something really funny or just something in general
Man 1: plays something amazing on the guitar like prowler
Man 2: plays hey there delilah
Man 1: "wow nice job goulding that up"
by solidus snakes March 19, 2009
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A guy that thinks he can get any girl or any type of sex
Alex is a gould because he said he could get with any girl
by The Fresh Fish March 30, 2009
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When a guest on a talk show goes cold, completely disagreeable and unfriendly to the host and everyone.
Wow, that guy on Carolla went totally "Gould" on the show last night.
by Roadie Overthegate February 28, 2013
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