"Oh look at that God damn Gospel praying over there."

"They didn't have sex because he was a Gospel"
by PickleInASuit February 02, 2010
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The most cutest/hottest guy a girl could date he works out relationships very well and is also very attractive he also is the most romantic guy you could meet along with a huge dick thats works well
(the best guys to ever date)
Carly: Gospel OMG he's hot af

Becky: I know isn't he
by everythingisthecoolst November 02, 2016
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a fictional story told by four different men about a man who distributes fishes and bread
the gospels are fictional
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When someone speaks the truth, and you can't even argue about it.
"You see this song here? If Everyone Cared by Nickelback, this is the Gospel that people need to hear"
by The Unintelligent Librarian November 26, 2017
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