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An unattractive, typically larger woman. Typically socially awkward, they tend to flock around women who are more attractive in order to draw eyes away from their own hideous appearance. Similar to a grenade, but even uglier and often much heftier.
Bob: Do you see that bitch? She must way like 350 man.

Matt: Yeah dude, she's a total gorlax
by zuke534 April 18, 2011
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When someone thinks they are the main character of their life. Usually comes with a side of individuality complex, quirky style and a self centered point of view.
"I asked Jenny where the beer was and she said 'Just over the horizon, like my dreams.'"

"Yeah, that girl has a major case of Main Character Syndrome."
by CrazyandIknowit April 27, 2021
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