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1. A morbid situation or event expressed humoressly.
2. A humoress situation or event expressed morbidly
3. A strange type of humor where there is not a clear answer whether the recipient of a 'gorlairious' will crack up, throw up, or just be plain offended.
2. A humoress situation or event expressed morbidly
3. A strange type of humor where there is not a clear answer whether the recipient of a 'gorlairious' will crack up, throw up, or just be plain offended.
Blood and Death I find funny,
just like the remains of a beheaded bunny,
all because I know it's dead,
my tears of joy glisten red.
Lifeless corpses, rotting and burning,
always start my head turning,
my boisterious fun had just begun,
when little jimmy's life was suddenly done.
Don't get me started on little lucy lu,
they all thought she had the flu,
when she really had a terrible disease.
I bent over double when she reached 120 degrees.
I love to rip and tear at your flesh,
laughing as I think, "how fresh!"
Why can't anyone see the sincerity,
of the emotion that is gorlairity?
Excerpt from GORLAIRITY- A Poem By Mfprod
just like the remains of a beheaded bunny,
all because I know it's dead,
my tears of joy glisten red.
Lifeless corpses, rotting and burning,
always start my head turning,
my boisterious fun had just begun,
when little jimmy's life was suddenly done.
Don't get me started on little lucy lu,
they all thought she had the flu,
when she really had a terrible disease.
I bent over double when she reached 120 degrees.
I love to rip and tear at your flesh,
laughing as I think, "how fresh!"
Why can't anyone see the sincerity,
of the emotion that is gorlairity?
Excerpt from GORLAIRITY- A Poem By Mfprod
by Mfprod July 07, 2005
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011