Yo, have you been playing gorilla tag lately?

Yes, how did you know

Your arm is broken

phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz

"You dude you been playing gorilla tag?"
"Yeah look inside my room you can see it."

Gorilla Tag
Mother: *Busts down door* "WHAT IN THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!"
You: "SORRY MOM I'M MONKEY SIMULATOR!!!"
Mother: "Take that thing off!!! Look at what you've done!!!"

Lamp BROKEN, Chair UPSIDE DOWN, HOLES in wall, Controllers SCRATCHED, Monitor SPLIT IN HALF, Keycaps EVERYWHERE

Do you want to play gorilla tag with me