a British lad who screams at people because they are cows
by jaaaaakdeeee March 08, 2021
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An acient Egyptian ruler with the habit of eating cars, He typically eats around 5 cars a day. He enjoys the company of exotic women such as the asians, the africans and the caucasian. He was said to be around 1235 years old and is said to be alive until this day. He is also affiliated with the neo nazi faction and is prophesied to resurect hitler.
Guy1: Yo aren't you scared of Gordon Ramsses.
Guy2: Yeah that nigga finna do some satanic ritual or somthing.
Guy3: Yeah facts...... Want some weed?
by FatiusKhanilus March 05, 2021
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Similar to a Golden Shower, however whilst giving them the shower, you proceed to shout Gordon Ramsay's insults at them whist you shower them.
Gary - "You like that you fucking donkey?"
Michelle - "Yes chef! I love your Gordon Showers"
Gary - "You idiot sandwich"
by MudderFukcer March 24, 2021
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A fetish act of taking a shower in a mix of camel's piss and milk to possibly cure all diseases.
My boss wanted us to take a Gordon shower to reach a 30% boost in our immunity.
by word_wiz April 13, 2021
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Pieceofshitscumbagwhocouldgivelessthantwofucksaboutthelivesofthekidsinthetownhesocalledloves.
“I’m so happy we don’t have school today!”
Yeah same, but gordon smith really fucked over those east longmeadow kids.”
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Scarborough building manager that wears triangle undies & splits bitches axe wounds with his 12” cock
Fuck Yeah Gordo Van Damage you caused some damage to barb “Gordon van damage
by Gordon van damage June 08, 2021
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