A great british chef who doesn't know where the fuck the lamb sauce is.

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A great cook who gets triggered of frozen products.

The Simon Cowell of the culinary world. The difference is, he's not an asshole (unless he doesn't like your cooking) and he actually has talent.

A total savage, a god among men, a fucking roasting genius

British chef who will go postal on yo ass if you fuck up in the kitchen and will call you a donkey.

A spicy boi who is also a "first class cunt" who doesn't know where the fuck the lamb sauce is