1. An annoying character from that TV show Lizzie McGuire aka David Gordon.

2. A nickname for people who have Gordon as their first or last name.

One of the coolest motherfuckers on the planet. A Gordo is very hot, and extremely funny man with enough power to rule the world. Kind, entertaining and empathetic, having a Gordo around is what the body needs.

A Gordo is pulling an all night drinking fest, waking up next to a hot chick, turning up to the football match late and then getting sent off for vomitting on the ref.

The first person totally sloshed/drunk/wasted/crunk at a party, usually often before most people have even begun getting wasted. The "gordo" is generally the life of the party.

To get Hammered or to Loose ones patience with persons or situations

someone who masterbates to foot porn, also someone with no friends

Gordo is a person who loves to watch Sports Center and chug beers. He will fight anyone who is a republican and anyone who says he won't chug that beer. If he gets pissed enough he'll just go up stairs.