“I practice Christianity” “I practice Gordanism”

"do you have any hoses here?"
"all we have is that gordan."

"i think you've got a gordan in there."
*points.

*rubbage of nose
"thanks!"

Did you see how he turned into a GordAn when he finished that case of beer? He even started throwing empties at the bar people.

"I was gordaned on the bus ride home by a nerd at the back of the bus."

gordan is a hoe and is he pregnat

yo u bought those gordans from china