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Old school definition: to pinch someone's buttocks, hopefully the opposite sex, but hey, you take what you get.

Always associated in my mind with a British accent....
Owww! You goosed me, you cheeky devil!
by badmartialarts October 15, 2004
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Running for exercise and picking up trash you find along the way. It's good for the body, mind, soul, and environment! Started in Sweden but is making its way to the U. S.
It's nice out and the city is filthy. Let's go plogging!
by Another damn hippie. May 09, 2018
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Mancunian slang for broken. Can also mean tired.
“The tires on my bike are goosed”

“I was goosed after running a triathlon
by Peter 'The Fist' Swift February 17, 2008
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To be high or under the influence of marijuana.
Synonym for zooted, zoinked, high, etc.
Dude 1: How was the party last night?
Dude 2: I was straight goosed
by Bagelnose November 18, 2020
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To apply pressure on one's taint (or space between genitalia and anus), preferably of the opposite sex!
So she was walking up the stairs, when her boyfriend goosed her .
by JayK February 14, 2006
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Goosed is old school slang for fucked, coming from the rhyming slang Goose and Duck, therefore to goose someone is to fuck them, if you've goosed someone then it's the passed tense 'Fucked'
I gave her a good plating then i goosed her
by sharking October 10, 2009
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The unfortunate act of failing to eject correctly from your fighter jet by hitting the canopy; resulting in death.
The film Top Gun depicts this act when Maverick's F-14 goes into a flat spin and his navigator, Goose, gets pooped on. Thus getting goosed.
by Gr8 ballz o fire February 13, 2011
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