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Goopty Jcuz is an icon of Generation Z. He is high all the time, does not give one single fuck, and will never trip over a bitch. His DNA can be traced back to the biblical legend, the burning bush.

He breathes only thc, his sweat contains LSD, and his saliva and blood have high concentrations of mdma. His presence in itself is said to make you feel highly intoxicated and his nut is said to be the closest thing to extraterrestrial drugs.
Man 1: Do you smell that?
Man 2: Yea cuzzo it smells like straight GAS
Man 1 (shouting): YO WHO GOT THE MF BUD???
Goopty Jcuz as he casually transcends the multiverses, manifests in front of man 1 and man 2 in a glorious cloud of marijuana smoke: “You are sober my son? Smoke this.”
Man 1 and man 2: “Thanks goopty jcuz!”
by Gooptionary August 08, 2019
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May 14 Word of the Day
Intelligence agency term for "psychological operation". A government or corporate-sponsored operation, usually taking the form of a "terrorist attack" or "crazed gunman on a spree", with the intent of panicking the public into demanding more police and laws inhibiting freedom. Psyops are usually carried out by drugging a civilian or group of civilians with aggression-promoting drugs, psyching them up, arming them, and sending them out to commit mayhem. Government-sponsored terrorism. See also blackshirts, conspiracy
Person A: Man, that nutcase Martin Bryant guy shot 35 people in Tasmania!

Person B: No, he wasn't a nutcase, that was just a psyop so the government could have an excuse to ban guns.
by Mystikan April 11, 2006
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