I sent her a picture of my gooner but she hasn't responded yet.
by halfhorse September 9, 2021
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Any fan or student of the second rate school University of Oklahoma. It is a portmanteau of “Sooner,” the school’s official nickname, and “Goon,” referencing the large fan base of drunk, uneducated idiots who would rather fight you than deal with criticism of their team, as well as the large number of criminals recruited to play for their men’s sports teams.
Cowboy: Hey, who do y’all ply next week?
Longhorn: Man, we have to go play ou. Those Gooners can’t even get their initials right!
Cowboy: Oh damn. I hate playing the Gooners. Their fans are the worst
by Petey_McShaggins_12 August 5, 2023
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That guy watching gay porn reminds me of a gooner, a real John Cena if you will.
by SlobbyDeezNutz August 8, 2023
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A frequent gower of the goon AKA (Fools Lagoon) Sea Of Thieves
Hey we're passing your home! You God danm gooner!
by Emr🗿 February 8, 2021
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What a Spud would be if they could ever grow up and get some self esteem and class. A Gooner is a supporter of the best team in North London and a club with real history and class.
One Spud to another: I wonder what it would be like to support a club that actually had an illustrious history and a chance of winning things!

Other Spud: That's a scary thought, I wouldn't know how to react. I think I'd rather keep supporting Spurs, at least I know I am really good at being disappointed. I wouldn't even begin to know how to be a Gooner!
First Spud: I feel the same way. Happy St. Totteringham's Day!!!
by Moscow Blues July 27, 2022
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