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A paintball player who thinks they know what they are doing/talking about, even when they don't know $#!+
John: DM7s suck, get a Tippmann!
Mike: Wow, listening to you makes me want to drown a sack of puppies, you goon baller.
Mike: Wow, listening to you makes me want to drown a sack of puppies, you goon baller.
by No oneonthissitecaouldhavethisname May 16, 2007