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The amount of cum that your genitals excrete when having sexual intercourse is measured on a scale-

The Goometer.
OMG!!! My boyfriend hit a 6 on the goometer last night! It was all over my sheets!
by \*~jinxmedeadly~*/ October 21, 2009
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Jul 28 Word of the Day
to sport a boner, fly the sail at full mass, rock hard, etc.
"I had a lot of cartoon characters that used to get me sexually aroused as a kid... The female reindeer from the Rudolph claymation series, when I was in preschool, I used to be bricked up watching that shit." -Jack Harlow
by real_philly February 11, 2020
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