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Janie popped some goomers and danced in the redwoods--as the sunlight enveloped her beautiful form with energy-bliss she became one with the universe.
by JohanLix August 17, 2014
May 12 Word of the Day
When someone goes to the gym and spends 90% of the time on their phones scrolling through social media
Looks like its thumb day again for Jimmy with his usual routing... 3 sets of 5 snapchat selfies and 10 sets of scrolling through facebook until exhaustion
by Gary br April 02, 2017
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"Whats up goomer. Still got any more jizz left in the old sack?"
-Yes son, there was one swimming out of there 1 hour ago.
-Yes son, there was one swimming out of there 1 hour ago.
by OriginalGoomer January 06, 2021
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an entity that is prone to the loss of basic funtionality of thought process resulting in momentary lapses of physical awareness.
by Kevin Lovell May 10, 2004
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A term used in the South-West of England to refer to one-legged and unsuccessful prostitutes; they are usually found roaming the streets of towns and cities.
"Hey man, look at that babe over there wearing the tube top!"
"She's only got one leg; she's a goomer."
"What a disappointment, let's go get some tacos."
"She's only got one leg; she's a goomer."
"What a disappointment, let's go get some tacos."
by The L-Dog October 22, 2009