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Janie popped some goomers and danced in the redwoods--as the sunlight enveloped her beautiful form with energy-bliss she became one with the universe.
by JohanLix August 17, 2014
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Both a gamer and a coomer. One who cooms after gaming
Yea, I'm a gamer and I coom, so what? Don't "ok goomer" me.
by Selym Wow September 27, 2020
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Goomer, grandpa coomer.
"Whats up goomer. Still got any more jizz left in the old sack?"
-Yes son, there was one swimming out of there 1 hour ago.
by OriginalGoomer January 06, 2021
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an entity that is prone to the loss of basic funtionality of thought process resulting in momentary lapses of physical awareness.
The person in the car that just cut me off in traffic is a goomer
by Kevin Lovell May 10, 2004
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A follower of the YouTuber Rafipuff!
I'm a Goofy Goomer!
Rafi is such a Goomer!
Hell yeah I'm a Goomer
by YujiXD October 27, 2019
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A term used in the South-West of England to refer to one-legged and unsuccessful prostitutes; they are usually found roaming the streets of towns and cities.
"Hey man, look at that babe over there wearing the tube top!"
"She's only got one leg; she's a goomer."
"What a disappointment, let's go get some tacos."
by The L-Dog October 22, 2009
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