Customer: "My internet is down"
Support: "Can you open Google?"
Customer: "Yes"
Support: "..."

search me google search me!!

Hey man, did that guy over there just google me?
--Yeah, I think he is googling you hardcore.
I bet he wants my cock. I'm going to go give it to him.

"I can't find that picture of Epstein and politician anywhere online. It must have been Googled."

"That's a spice meme! Better download it quick before it gets Googled!"

i fucking love google

"on Sunday she googled an ex-boyfriend"

“Look at this ORIGINAL Logo I made.”
“Uh, isn’t that ——‘s Logo?”
“It’s ok I found it ok google.”
“Oh my bad , rad logo.”