usually occurs in a dorm or other close situation when you are living close enough to other people to hear them or see them having sex, once one hears them in the act, it then becomes the Goodwill Games.
Msgr. Sparrow: "damn dude, you and Tara were loud last night."
Pete Dick: "Damn dude, just competing in them Goodwill Games."
Pete Dick: "Damn dude, just competing in them Goodwill Games."
by Pete Dick March 12, 2008
a goodwill handshake is a handjob that is a more polite, or out of the goodness of your heart kinda sex act than, say, jerking off your boyfriend in the shower.
to be performed quietly in the backseat of a car, in a closet, or basement setting, the goodwill handshake can also be used as a way to say 'thank you' or 'good job'.
to be performed quietly in the backseat of a car, in a closet, or basement setting, the goodwill handshake can also be used as a way to say 'thank you' or 'good job'.
For our top 15 customers we offered goodwill handshakes in the basement as a way of showing our appreciation for the support of our cafe.
by tayintheway January 25, 2011
A vagina attached to a woman with low standards and little expectations. A woman who is easy and will "take donations" from anyone or gives it away fairly cheap.
You slept with the old guy at the end of the bar who wouldnt stop talking about his 2 cats?!
Ya girl, I'm always accepting donations at my goodwill dropbox.
Ya girl, I'm always accepting donations at my goodwill dropbox.
by PhotoCunts August 31, 2015
by kanapanapan January 17, 2012
by JJB1600 December 04, 2008
When a person shags another person as a favor to someone else. There are two types of Goodwill Cunting scenarios, categorized by whose benefit motivates the shagging.
1) Third-Party Goodwill Cunting: The Goodwill Cunter is doing the shagging as a favor for a third party (not the one being shagged). This is often done to facilitate sex between other people (e.g., having sex with a hot girl's ugly friend so your buddy can bang the hot girl) or to distract the one being shagged (e.g., shagging a girl so her little sister can sneak out with the rest of your friends).
2) Direct-Beneficiary Goodwill Cunting: The favor is for the one being shagged. This type of Goodwill Cunting is often motivated by pity, performed by girls on really sweet friend-zone guys who never EVER get laid.
1) Third-Party Goodwill Cunting: The Goodwill Cunter is doing the shagging as a favor for a third party (not the one being shagged). This is often done to facilitate sex between other people (e.g., having sex with a hot girl's ugly friend so your buddy can bang the hot girl) or to distract the one being shagged (e.g., shagging a girl so her little sister can sneak out with the rest of your friends).
2) Direct-Beneficiary Goodwill Cunting: The favor is for the one being shagged. This type of Goodwill Cunting is often motivated by pity, performed by girls on really sweet friend-zone guys who never EVER get laid.
1) Mike owes me big time! He finally scored with that hot girl Krisi, thanks to my throwing down some goodwill cunting on her ugly friend Jeni.
2) Man, I feel so bad for Bobby! He's so sweet and never gets laid. Since he did my homework all year, I might just throw down some goodwill cunting if I can't get my ugly friend Jeni to fuck him for me.
2) Man, I feel so bad for Bobby! He's so sweet and never gets laid. Since he did my homework all year, I might just throw down some goodwill cunting if I can't get my ugly friend Jeni to fuck him for me.
by Spammygirl October 27, 2013