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The definition of this short phrase : If someone says goodbye tension hello pension it means they are a retired dota player. They will usually purchase a mug with the phrase on or an official t-shirt to confirm their retirement.
Rod: Hey there ted , ermm sorry but look what t-shirt i bought ( shows shirt )

Ted : Omg that shirt says goodbye tension hello pension on it !

Rod : yeah it does ... urmm im retired ...

Ted : Omg no way !!!
by TheConfectionarySalesman November 28, 2009
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Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.
A:dude, Anatidaephobia is the coolest phobia ever!
B:quack!
by blank babushka October 24, 2009
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