When you're sitting on the toilet taking a shit while eating breakfast and drinking coffee.
"Don't bother me right now, I'm having a good morning god bless. Thanks."
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The act of eating breakfast and drinking coffee while taking a shit.

The term was started by the Youtube celebrities Ethan and Hila Klien while making a skit for their video, Hila's Biggest Regret (#askh3).
Hila-"Come on Ethan you've been in the bathroom for 20 minutes!"
Ethan-"I'm doing my good morning god bless Hila it's going to take at least another 10 minutes"
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When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet at the same time
“Why are you in the bathroom for so long

Listen Linda, i’m doing a good morning god bless”
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When you take a shit in the morning while eating breakfast and drinking a coffe
Tom you’ve been in the bathroom for a while

Mom I’m doing a good morning god bless
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when you eat your breakfast while on the toilet
Hila: Ethan why have you been in the bathroom for so long?

Ethan: Good morning, God bless.
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Going into the bathroom with some egg salad and a coffee, and just shit and have your breakfast on the john.

It was originally coined in by h3h3 when he was asked to make the act of shitting and drinking coffee in a communal bathroom less taboo.
John: Man, the bathroom has been backed up for ages thanks to Jerry. He's doing a Good Morning & God Bless
Adam: 'good morning and god bless'?
John: That's when you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.
Adam: That sounds like a good morning to me honestly!
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Verb. The action of sitting on the lavatory, eating an egg salad and drinking a coffee, all while defecating. This phrase originates from h3h3Productions' latest video, titled, "Hila's Biggest Regret (#askh3)".
Person 1: "Just tried one-a those 'Good Morning & God Blesses' all you kids were talkin' about, it really changed me for the better!"

Person 2: "Say, whats the definition of Good Morning & God Bless again?"

Person 1: Ah, but of course my dear! The definition of Good Morning & God Bless is 'The action of sitting on the lavatory, eating an egg salad and drinking a coffee, all while defecating!"

Person 2: Papa Bless :,)
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