by cassida September 14, 2007
A “good morning and god bless” is when you get your breakfast and coffee ready, just so you can eat it while taking a shit in the morning.
“Ethan! Why are you taking so long in the bathroom?”
“I’m doing a good morning and god bless.”
“Okay I’m sorry I interrupted.”
“I’m doing a good morning and god bless.”
“Okay I’m sorry I interrupted.”
by Benis_Man69 April 06, 2018
I give my man a "Good morning Mr. president" at least three times a month to start his day off right cause if I don't do it one of those Monica Lewinsky's out there will!!
by Rufnew June 30, 2017
Drinking coffee and eating breakfast whilst having a shit on the toilet, usually in a communal or social situation.
by Dhik Hedd April 06, 2018
by judebrewer April 08, 2018
Eating an egg salad and drinking coffee whilst on the John, with the fan on. The coffee aligns the rectal cavity for painless movement, while the fan soothes the listener. The egg salad is to make the ritual more noticeable and ridiculous.
by plopdoggy April 06, 2018
Amy: *knock knock* I need to use the toilet
Tom: I’m having a good morning and god bless
Amy: I’ll come back later
Tom: I’m having a good morning and god bless
Amy: I’ll come back later
by Robbohehe April 07, 2018