A subtle way to tell someone to suck a dick and fuck themselves

this is something you might say to someone when waking them up this word is used at least 28thousand times a day

When you wake up to your wife/girlfriend/some skank giving you a blow job.

The king of oxymorons. Good mornings don't exist to many citizens of the world. EVER.

A common phrase meaning the same thing as "hello" but it can only be used before midday. It does not necessarily assume the weather is good but is rather a simple greeting.

When you wake up from a night of sex and your privates do not hurt.

The act of cracking an egg over a steaming pile of fresh shit you just left somebody as a wonderful surprise.