Mom~ "I just did the dirty with your brother"

Husband~ " what the fuck we habe been married for 9 years"

9 year old~ "well hell this is good fun and fresh does this mean that I can finally do the dirty with my sister"

Mom and husband~ "oh shIt our daughter is gay!"

Dude, I was so unhappy about my girl, until I spoke to my serotonin donor who really helped me feel better