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The penis.
Shamiqua was jonesin' for my jock, so I slipped her the good wood.
by Baller-Ass Nigga July 08, 2003
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Jun 24 Word of the Day
An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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The term relating to the erect state of the penis before sex.
Tom: "yo yo bitch i remember last night this girl was giving me a good wood IFFIN YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN"

British Tom: "Last night before coitus I happened to stumble upon what the urban lubbers would call a 'good wood.' It was very sensational."
by Austin Boston Doston October 08, 2006
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A mix between Korbel brandy and diet coke. This mixture gives off a hint of wood which gives it its name
Brad and Trent be sippin' on that good wood
by squareroot69 February 10, 2011
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A quality individual; dependable; reliable
Paige is the kind of person that will pick you up from the airport when you need a ride. She's good wood.
by WhoseSocksAreThese March 02, 2017
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Goodwood is a guy who i also known as squidward he playes the clarinet but doesnt like you to hear him play. He is fun but can sometimes act autistic. He is good at fortnite but can sometimes rush to much. He doesnt get salty when he loses he just takes a deep breath and yells.
Me: Good game we almost won.
Goodwood: ... aaaAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
by Much epic May 07, 2020
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A tongue in cheek "Handle" for a top secret northern woodsman. Goodwood is what it is, the good wood.
"I would love to get my hands on some Goodwood because I know what to do with a man like that."
by Goodwood April 23, 2012
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