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When a man farts from his gooch.
Dude, Jimmys dad totally had a massive gooch quarf at the dinner table last night.

Bro, did u just fart out your gooch, it fuckin smells
by Poon dragon September 12, 2016
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A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.
Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.
by onehandcrabbing February 21, 2012
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