When someone uses the “🥺” emoji.

Briefly, "the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own." Originally from the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows, which has a lot more beautiful neologism definitions like this you might enjoy.

.You can't define goobing, you just simply know when it's occuring. If you don't know, it's not happening. When Goobing does occur, it proceeds with the phrase "Look at The Object or person in question Goob!".

Causing a public disturbance in an amusing way.

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