Urban Dictionary: Gooberism

term used toward people who are lame, acting lame, silly, or just say stupid things

Ur such a goober, stop being such a goob, whatsup goobster?

by cbean81 April 21, 2009

DRQ....... Anyone with the interest of a baseball player and avid hunter

Friend 1:"Let's go hunting this weekend"
Friend 2: "You are such a goober"

by Gamecock16 January 22, 2013

Parent talking to kid:
"Little Billy, stop playing with your goober or it'll fall off"

by SuperDude12326 November 24, 2008

by binsyy October 15, 2014

a very attractive baseball player at whitman highschool who is the hottest sophomore vietnemese kid.the only bad thing about him is he is very shy

Lau: holy shit theeres goober...hottest guy in our grade
Steph: AMEN to that!!

by syracuse December 10, 2004

Can be considered a Green Bean or more commonly, a Peanut.

"Graham, you are such a skinny goober."
"Peanuts aren't skinny."
"Well, green beans are so. . .yea."

by rainydaynaps September 26, 2012

a chocolate covered peanut or a jar of peanut butter and jelly mixed together

when i went to the movies with bob we got goobers after having sex in the seats

by rachael January 28, 2005