Person #1: Yo dude i was slammin' my girl last night and she offered to let me try some goobering with her!

Person #2: Damn bruh, how was it?

Person #1: It was dank af, my nuts smelled for hours!

Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.

Man 1: Aw mate i was Goobering last night.

Man 2: oh. Whos mum.

Man 1: Yours...

Head Chef: "Hey man. People at the game want some peanuts in jam. Get goobering or you're fired."
Cook: "Gotcha, I love cooking my man."