Blonde Goober

Blonde goobers are people are usually taken by marg evans . Blonde goobers are classic blondies, hockey players and sexy gods.

"Oh look its marg and a blonde goober, classic."

by MARG BAES August 13, 2019

gouche goober

A derogatory term for a girl who sucks dick.

Wow I thought I knew that girl well, but it turns out she's a gouche goober.

by Gouche Goober September 26, 2014

Goober Stank

The smell of babies

Man, the goober stank in that daycare was powerful.

by Cuddly_kitten September 27, 2023

Miss Goober

Often a goober is a mixture of different breads; sometimes refured to as a “Dana”. This species is smart and cute. However, this bread is highly rare and catching one can only be optioned through the efforts of a fuck boy. Help support our cause of protecting this rare spices through donating to @dasadana.

Fuck boy #1: cricky Nick have you seen a Miss goober around

Fuckboy #2: nahhh bro I was too busy catching some other goobers

by Goober Dana October 26, 2018

Coochie goober

Choochie goober

is a man who pulls alot of bitches and that has eaten enough pussy to know the taste of every human race

Damn randy do you really need 2 side bitches and a ig model swing some of that grade A pussy over here you coochie goober

by pablo coochie goober Grimes August 10, 2021

goober snatch

someone who is being "un cool"

bro your being such a goober snatch

by drayven edward hugh bonenfant November 3, 2023

goober glove

a glove that consists of male semen and webs from finger to finger.

after splugerin, i smacked my girl with a goober glove.

by freakoswa February 8, 2011