When a man wakes up with morning wood and goes to do the sit and tuck for a pee, in a spurt of farts he accidentally shits on his own nuts.

An oafish dimwitted goofball from a small town, usually from the Southern or Midwestern states, but can also be found in the American Southwest , Pacific Northwest and occasionally the more rural areas of New England. Similar to a hick but with more limited cognitive abilities (as hard to swallow as that might be). Goobers can have lovable characteristics, but that’s not always set in stone.

An inferior human being, underling or extra in a group of people. A goober is there to make the group look more menacing by adding numbers, but individually the goober fails on many levels. Within a group, a goober can add their two cents from here to there but on there own they lack any sort of eccentric personality and usually just act really extra. A goober is usually a follower, and most of the time, clueless about whats going on around them. Goobers are usually the less intelligent bystanders, in their own little goober world just goobering it up. They just don't understand the system...
female goober = goobette

A slang term used in Barnsley to refer to a intellectually challenged person; aka Chav, Idiot, Moron, Muppet or Pillock.

Mostly used by people working with the general public in an enquiry desk position.

1. Someone who is generally silly and does not take anything seriously.
2. See also goober pea

A person who unintentionally does ridiculously silly things that make everyone around them laugh, while at the same time pitying anyone who has to live with that person. Often the actions of said person cause friends to clap their hands to their foreheads while their heads droop down, shaking back and forth.

This fucker is the kind of person to name their kid Le4che. This is the peak of absolute idiocy. This person is the person to slash open tents and throw trash in a river. This person deserves to die a slow painful death for their sins. This person is entitled and disgusting. If you see a goober call that fucker out.