someone who follows people, butts into conversations and invites themselves to places. Sometimes goobers just sit and listen to conversations and don't add nor give the impression that they are listening. A goober is just an all-around is just a pushy person. Goobers are very annoying. One can usually find a goober standing behind you awkwardly. Goobers can also be called losers.

To Goob is to follow, invite yourself to something or to listening in on conversations.

A small man in a suit and tie.

actual cum slut that you love and want in your everyday life. A real bitch but you love that about her.

something moms say to their children referring to a penis but isn’t actually one.

A word used to describe a lame or a L person

a goober is someone who has gay sex in ubers

A penis.